I know, I know. And since you forgot, she was left alone to go solo or not at all. So quasi-ditched.
I wouldn’t call it spiritual, but other than that, sounds about right. I’m sure they’ve already been back in touch. I know Uncle Derek had a rough time with Mom this year, so hey, you and your dad should come have dinner with us some night. Watch Uncle Tobey go nuts with the two of them acting like high schoolers again.
Whatever. She’ll forgive me. I need to meet your intense lovemaking buddy. Can’t say I’ve met her yet. Alright, sounds good. I’ll bring Mum too so uncle Tobey and her can roll their eyes together.
You must be on a nice trip then. May I join you?
Sure thing, pretty lady. Coke, spliff, or both?
Yeah, I’ll keep you updated. Someone’s got to or you’ll be fucking lost. Mmhmm, have you seen a girl who gets ditched on a dance night? Wear armor.
It’s not…I mean, it is. But don’t make it sound so fucking cheap. Yeah, I daresay he would be.
You’re a lifesaver, mate. Woah, woah, I did not ditch her. I simply forgot there was a dance at all. Sorry you are the kind of friends that have spiritual intense lovemaking. Does that sound less cheap? I miss your uncle. I know my dad does too.
Yeah you did.
Well come on then, lets dance.
Well by all means, my princess, we shall dance.
Ummm. No, no I-I don’t do that stuff…
Alright, fair enough. You can always meditate or something hippie like that.
Yeah, the girls don’t stop talking about it for days beforehand, that’s the only way I know, bastard. Can you now? Cause I do believe she wanted to go to the dance, did you know that?
Actually, I’m still having sex, so I have no complaints. We’ll be back together soon enough.
Well, I got here a few days ago. I’m not tuned in on the women’s channel of gossip yet. Keep me updated, yeah? And she might’ve wanted to go but I can make up for it because I’m awesome. Ahhh look at you doing the friends with benefit thing. Your uncle would be proud.
I would have if I wash’t so hungover… I mean I would have gone to the dance because my hangover was over by then, but I didn’t end up going.
Yeah I fucked up on that bit, didn’t I? I had no clue there was a dance. I’ll dance with you now to make up for it.
Yeah yeah I’m alright.
You seem a little on edge. Wanna share a spliff with me?
